ninety6proof's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

Finnaly

A SBC Flash that deserves a 5 even more than the rest of them.

I love the clock crew... absolutely hillarious stuff... and I hate fucking commercials with little kids with speach impediments! HATE! Its not cute, and its not funny! PAY A REAL ACTOR TO SELL YOUR DAMN CHEESE! FOR FUCK SAKE! Get Saget to do it...

Id like to see more grape juice whores die, and maybe others too... if your out there Strawberry, do it for me... and try to kill Bob Saget too.

[LOTRTehFellowship Prelude]

I saw a clock... 5!

But please, please, please tell me that was a chick doing the voice over...

[Forehead Shavecut]

Screw Serious!

That was great! If I wanted serious, Id watch TV... I come to newgrounds for this kind of senceless stuff.

Very Monty Python-ish... just as random, but with more actual words.

I need to watch that again...

[Battle f/t Portal Preview]

I got chills when SBC pulled out the axe.

Shit, it was even better than most box office movie trailers... all you needed was the guy with the low voice. Right on. Fuck yeah!

[Cannibal Clocks]

This #@$!in' Rules!

MORE! I want MORE! every one of your flash... errr... flashes(?) have kicked ass! but this is AWESOME! MORE CANNIBAL CLOCKS!

... ... ... AMAZING!

A clock band is an AMAZING IDEA. MORE!

they need some orignal songs, though. MORE!

[Middle Nowhere-Trial 1.54]

Amazing

Really @$#%in' good for some damn reason... great humor.

Relly can't put my finger on why, but it was good... kinda like under cooked steak.

for god's sake, make more.

MurcurySword responds:

I will take a .22 caliber round for you just for making such an awesome analogy. I will make more.

[Hell On Earth- Episode 1]

Forgot who Dane Cook was...

The cartoon made me laugh.

Heh, when I saw the name Dane Cook, I was like, Do I know a Dane Cook? the name sounds familiar... then I realized he was that guy on Comedy Central.

It was nice to hear him call someone a fuck-face... It was also nice to hear some good voice acting.

and the complete lack of stick figures kicked ass

[Done in Sixty Minutes]

Very nice...

Although since I don't know how to animate at all, your making fun of me... damn.

And whats with the giant metaphors that portray innanimate objects as something of great threat or importance... Just turn the damn alarm clock off, and save a shell for my neighbor who likes to mow the lawn at 7:30am on sundays... and then saw his lawnmower in half.

Oh by the way, who does the chair's voice acting? she sounds hot... please direct her my way. Tell her my interests include Distorted Guitar, Free beer for playing Distorted guitar, and long walks in the dark, the the Refrigerator.

Is there something in it for you? of course... You get a 5. Of course you deserve it, but a deserving review is hard to come by noadays, so consider this my favor to you, for your favor to me.

yeah, definately time for one of those walks, and some sleep.

MurcurySword responds:

Um... well my sister did the voice of the chair, and would have been animated to look like a person if there was time...
...dating her would be illegal, for she's only 13... But in 3 years, yeah. I'll FedEx her right over.

[N00bInArmy]

Seriously, time to stop being nice.

Crap, on crap... I had one eyebrow raised with a confused look on my face the whole time. I hate you for making me watch this to find out it was crap. The Title should have been "CRAP" and the authors comments should have been "Don't watch this crap, its crap!"

If your going to use stick figures... at least be like everyone else and use an abundance of the color red.

TX100 responds:

No problem dude. Next time movie title will be "WARNING, very crap movie, dont watch it" ;)

[Stunner List]

I was going to trash the next movie I saw

but your's made me laugh...

I vote more one liners after the stunner!