ninety6proof's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lets Go Smoke Some Pot]

Well... lets see here.

First off... theres no damn way that song is by pennywise. Second, Pot does different things to different people. If someone knocks it, don't knock them... after all, it is still an illicit substance and people have a right to their opinion. Thirdly, I won't say shit about your movie, because its apparent that you can not take constructive critisim: You've attacked everyone who has given it to you. I mean, who do you think you are? Maddox?

Eagerly awaiting your flame... *ahem* I mean "Reply"

SuperShroomClock responds:

ok, i don't know who the fuck the song is by now. got it from my pal and he said it was.and the guy that i got pissed of at "flargon" is an anerexic shelltered child that says,"drugs are satan!" he goes to my school....anyway no flame for you, why would i waste precious butane?

[Texas_Chainsaw_Suicide]

It was good... but

All of your movies are good, but they could be better if you had a hot sister/female friend/hired prostitute, with a nice ass, to do the acting for you.

Kudos.

ColinMatthews responds:

haha, dude dream on, and my sister not hot, i dont think, i cant tell thats sick

[Tired of Emo Clocks?]

This really gets a point accross...

although emo kids will probably just cry more.

InvaderStokes responds:

Thats my hope.

[Middle Nowhere-Trial 1.54]

Amazing

Really @$#%in' good for some damn reason... great humor.

Relly can't put my finger on why, but it was good... kinda like under cooked steak.

for god's sake, make more.

MurcurySword responds:

I will take a .22 caliber round for you just for making such an awesome analogy. I will make more.

[Done in Sixty Minutes]

Very nice...

Although since I don't know how to animate at all, your making fun of me... damn.

And whats with the giant metaphors that portray innanimate objects as something of great threat or importance... Just turn the damn alarm clock off, and save a shell for my neighbor who likes to mow the lawn at 7:30am on sundays... and then saw his lawnmower in half.

Oh by the way, who does the chair's voice acting? she sounds hot... please direct her my way. Tell her my interests include Distorted Guitar, Free beer for playing Distorted guitar, and long walks in the dark, the the Refrigerator.

Is there something in it for you? of course... You get a 5. Of course you deserve it, but a deserving review is hard to come by noadays, so consider this my favor to you, for your favor to me.

yeah, definately time for one of those walks, and some sleep.

MurcurySword responds:

Um... well my sister did the voice of the chair, and would have been animated to look like a person if there was time...
...dating her would be illegal, for she's only 13... But in 3 years, yeah. I'll FedEx her right over.

[N00bInArmy]

Seriously, time to stop being nice.

Crap, on crap... I had one eyebrow raised with a confused look on my face the whole time. I hate you for making me watch this to find out it was crap. The Title should have been "CRAP" and the authors comments should have been "Don't watch this crap, its crap!"

If your going to use stick figures... at least be like everyone else and use an abundance of the color red.

TX100 responds:

No problem dude. Next time movie title will be "WARNING, very crap movie, dont watch it" ;)

[{ Dead Skin Mask }]

Good Concept

I liked the concept... although there was not enough detail on the "unfeeling beast" part... which I was looking foreward to. like, a few unphased hits with the shower curtain rod to the faceless guys head would have done the trick.

Vyleside responds:

I may do a follow up when I am more skilled, and rest assured, I'll remember to add that in. At the time (this took me about 3 or 4 hours to do) I couldnt think of a way to do it justice, and so I opted to go straight for the kill.

[An Ode to My Girlfriend.]

And they lived happily ever after.

How special...

Eyseicle responds:

I can't tell if that's sarcasim or not... but you know... Thanks anyway! :D